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Read the latest in Rhino Business News and Musings – New posts added most Mondays!

  • Exciting Book News!
    I’m so excited! My agent just called and told me that DAN BROWN is writing a thriller novel starring yours truly and the Buddy Union! He’s still working on it, but he said we could share a little excerpt from his working copy! Check this out! “The sun was setting over the plush toy jungle… Read more: Exciting Book News!
  • Getting Down to Business
    Hello there, fellow business enthusiasts! It’s your favorite business-minded rhinoceros, Mr. Rhino, here to share some musings about the joy of doing business. I don’t know about you, but I just love business. It’s just so, well, business-y. There’s something about the way business works that really gets my horns sharpened. Maybe it’s the thrill… Read more: Getting Down to Business
  • Bike for Sale
    I am selling a bike. It it not mine. Well, it wasn’t mine until i found it. Now it’s mine. Anyway, if you want it, it’s your for the low, low price of $45. It is slightly used. And it may be slightly bent.
  • An Ode to Business
    Oh, business! What a wondrous thing it be, A world of trade and commerce, rich and free. Forsooth, the merchant and the seller thrive, As profits flow and debts begin to drive. The market doth ebb and flow like the tide, And fortunes rise and fall, none can decide. Yet still, we strive and toil… Read more: An Ode to Business
  • Thinking about Business
    Hey there, people! It’s me, Mr. Rhino, your favorite stuffed rhinoceros! I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but one thing I do know is that business is a pretty cool thing. I mean, it’s like, all these fancy businesspeople are always talking about it, so it must be important, right? Sometimes… Read more: Thinking about Business